tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-217952812011-04-21T14:16:31.978-05:00Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.comBlogger741100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-84104765138328945312008-08-24T16:42:00.001-05:002008-08-24T16:42:36.050-05:00

when you leave the valley, you are ugly again!

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-43506260400418837032008-05-20T00:15:00.001-05:002008-05-20T00:15:51.841-05:00

I think it's hilarious that people complain about the price of gas as they are sipping on their 5 dollar latte....

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-17610827436470010192008-04-28T23:31:00.001-05:002008-04-28T23:31:57.411-05:00

Who cares! The girl shows up to award ceremonies in full makeup with short backless dresses and no one bats an eye.  She has a, what i would call tasteful, photoshoot for Vanity Fair and Disney flips!?!?!  Has anyone ever thought that, if anything, Disney is worse for these upcoming teen idols than the idols themselves are for Disney?  See: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Anne Hudgens.

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-40734775734942557432008-04-27T14:07:00.001-05:002008-04-27T14:07:56.767-05:00

There's a place in the mountains of Colorado where unattractive women successfully game men who would be considered "out of their league" anywhere else.  Is there a place like this where I can successfully game women out of my league?  The key word here: successfully.

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-2154016157788897872008-03-30T13:41:00.001-05:002008-03-30T13:41:37.767-05:00

I'm sure everyone has seen the Sheraton commercial that has been playing throughout the NCAA tournament.  It shows interactions between fans of the big rivalry's in college sports at Sheraton Hotels.  Normally, these fans would spite each other, but when they stay at the Sheraton, they are "on the same team."  They get along.  The Michigan fan drops his bag in the lobby and the OSU fan picks it

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-6003245136140068552008-03-02T21:15:00.001-06:002008-03-02T21:15:15.799-06:00

I don't have to clip my toe nails as often.  The end.

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-84684338836692247822008-02-04T20:48:00.001-06:002008-02-05T18:38:10.758-06:00

The New York Giants' win over the New England Patriots was the most-watched Super Bowl ever. In fact, it was the second most watched TV program EVER! I was blown away by the number of commercials Sunday night that weren't closed captioned. For example, ETrade. In the spotlight, on a huge national stage and you don't caption your commercials? You just missed out on reaching millions of deaf

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-21733238229898806512008-01-30T18:43:00.001-06:002008-01-30T18:43:02.021-06:00

I wonder if pornstars hangout with their co workers on their days off?

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-43570263047810698982008-01-28T18:30:00.001-06:002008-01-28T18:30:31.303-06:00

I can't believe the programming on this channel!  It's 2 steps away from kiddie porn!  Teenage girls and guys running around with no clothes on, sexually suggestive themes and language.  For a moment I thought I was watching Fox!Then The 700 club came on!  Probably to forgive the sins of all the dirty old men (and mid 20 year olds) oogling underage girls in booty shorts.  What a bunch of pervs!

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-41094031327921673032008-01-27T12:15:00.001-06:002008-01-27T12:15:19.718-06:00

Where the beer is cold, the Miller Light girls are hot and where every game feels like the playoffs.  I've never been to another Packer bar (even in Wisconsin) that supports this kind of crowd all season long, week after week.Next time you're in Denver on a football Sunday, check it out.  Don't forget your jersey!

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-23683616849159455592007-12-09T14:27:00.001-06:002007-12-09T14:27:32.545-06:00

Up until last night the only thing I've ever won in my life was a wine bag.  Even that I won at a family event so I'm not even sure that counts.Last night was my work holiday party and boy did they give away some sweet stuff during a raffle:  iPod minis, digital cameras, camel backs, lots of good stuff.  Sure enough, my name gets pulled and I get to choose a gift. Sweet!  The excitement was

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-86602681106440774402007-12-04T21:13:00.001-06:002007-12-04T21:13:49.143-06:00

So I get the new BlackBerry Pearl 8130 from Sprint.  Great little phone, great plan from Sprint.  The only problem I'm having with it is the battery life.  The phone sits in my pocket on standby (which is suppose to save battery life) and I'm only getting 9 hours, which I was told by a sales rep is very low.  So since the thing is 3 days old, naturally, I want a replacement.  I call Sprint to

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-79842574368698007612007-11-25T11:03:00.001-06:002007-11-25T11:03:43.189-06:00

Mark H tells me he got out of the game because no one was reading--well I was!  Write mark and tell him he needs to get back into the game; I have his e-mail if you need it.And now a new edition of random thoughts:When you don't know anyone, everyone looks familiar.Paul Walker's acting gets progressively worse with each movie that he does.Transformers is worth seeing just because of Megan

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-47788314831622119972007-11-24T10:45:00.001-06:002007-11-24T10:48:18.416-06:00

I hope everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving! Initially, Thanksgiving was like any other day. I went into work, cause they were paying us crazy money to come in, and then I went home and chilled out for the afternoon. For dinner I headed to Vail to Ed "I sure know how to put together a turkey day meal" Strege's. The comforts of familiar food and some not so familiar faces also far away from

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-22901785979911275212007-11-21T22:40:00.001-06:002007-11-21T22:40:23.916-06:00

My dentist calls himself "The Painless Dentist."  The reason it's painless?  Dental assistants so good looking you'll wish you had a cavity so you could go back!Song playing on my internal jukebox:  Self Esteem by The Offspring. Blogged with Flock

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-29802996869032385142007-11-20T23:55:00.001-06:002007-11-21T09:08:45.588-06:00

I don't know if I've ever told ANYONE this. At least once every two weeks, sometimes more depending on the time of year, I think about Oprah Winfrey while I'm in the shower. Have you gotten your mind out of the gutter? Let me explain. About 8 to 10 years ago, Oprah had a guest on and they were talking about shampoo and healthy hair. The guest told O that when your hair "squeeks" while rinsing

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-15975859290302326092007-11-11T10:55:00.001-06:002007-11-11T10:55:37.051-06:00

Since I've been out in CO I've been on the floor a lot.  The only time I haven't been on the floor is while I was eating (standing up), working or if I needed to drop some kids off at the pool.  Do you guys see a reoccurring theme in this blog?Because my dad is better than your dad, he and my uncle left Thursday with a U-Haul Trailer packed full of furniture.  After getting everything loaded into

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-31677931581840862572007-08-24T08:46:00.000-05:002007-08-24T09:10:59.267-05:00

Last night my mom decided to cook up a steak dinner. Delicious! I thought. As I sat down to the table I realized that one thing was missing, the A1 steak sauce. I asked my mom if we had any. You know what she told me (insert record scratch sound)? Just to use Catalina salad dressing instead! Needless to say I appreciated the dinner, but didn’t enjoy it. In order for my mother to understand

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-36342264584961808812007-06-11T17:25:00.000-05:002007-06-11T17:33:31.041-05:00

I recently realized that I missed out on a lot of things because I was too poor to swing it. Now I miss out on a lot of things cause I work too damn much.Sears has it all wrong. From fat guys selling treadmills to gay guys selling tools. I don’t know about you, but if I’m buying tools I want to buy them from some burly dude with calluses and cuts on his hands, a cig in his mouth and I want

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-58130747794849418802007-05-06T14:03:00.000-05:002007-05-06T14:13:19.660-05:00

How do strippers dress for job interviews? Do they wear their clear stripper heels and a g-string? Does the interview process include giving a lap dance to the interviewer? I don't know, seems a bit unprofessional to me.Lowes > Menards, but Menards will always have a special place in my heart. Menards, however, has a superior name. I think a great commerical would be an irishmen looking for

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-90521325365500516472007-03-02T17:23:00.000-06:002007-03-02T17:28:55.970-06:00

right in front of my face and I just cannot hide it. Is that how it goes? Anyways...I got a new job today. It pays a bit better than Sears and there is some opportunity for advancment. But the big news is that I'll be working full time with bennys. This is one step in the right direction. For those of you I haven't talked to in a while, I recently set a date to move out west. I just needed

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-26779383255376990402007-02-22T12:23:00.000-06:002007-02-22T12:46:14.798-06:00

I have solved the mystery of why Sears uses cheap toilet paper in employee bathrooms and let me tell you - it's really no mystery at all. All I needed was some time to think about it.You know cheap toilet paper. The kind that disintegrates in your hand - whether you are a "folder" or a "crumpler." The kind of toilet paper that melts in your hands like cotton candy does in your mouth. Here's

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-25861084404399627162007-02-22T11:59:00.000-06:002007-02-23T11:05:06.896-06:00

I’m so embarrassed for this guy in Waukesha. Never has anyone been so proud to get busted rubbing one out. Here’s the story.So a man hears the sounds of what he thinks is a woman being raped in his apartment complex. His first instinct is to grab an heirloom sword and rush upstairs to where the sounds of a woman screaming had been coming from. He kicks in the door, expecting to find a woman

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-21956009861978914412007-02-20T13:18:00.000-06:002007-02-20T13:21:56.527-06:00

Had I or any other random dude out there come up with the "Dick In A Box" song girls across the county would roll their eyes in disgust. Timberlake does it, and women eat it up.

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-58503815256553030852007-02-16T19:09:00.000-06:002007-02-17T10:05:51.518-06:00

Dear Celebs:Why do you feel the need to make a huge announcement about whether you are or are not gay? Does anyone really give a shit? I don't need to know who's gay and who isn't. Keep it to yourself.Dear Clay Aiken:I knew you were gay the first moment I saw you on American Idol. My gaydar shot through the roof and I wasn't even in the same room with you! It came through the airwaves - high

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-33973745001298633802007-01-26T13:15:00.000-06:002007-01-26T13:23:26.455-06:00

Every morning when my alarm clock goes off my entire value system goes to sh*t. I feel like, at that moment, I'd trade my home, car or even my first born child for 9 more minutes of sleep. It doesn't even matter if I set the alarm 9, 18 or 27 minutes later. I'd still hit the snooze button. Transitioning from sleep to awake is the hardest part of my day.

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1169752401000603342007-01-25T13:11:00.000-06:002007-01-25T13:13:21.016-06:00

mail carrier in the world. I never know when the mail will be delivered. Keeps me on my toes I guess?

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1168029148074022762007-01-05T13:56:00.000-06:002007-01-10T18:18:41.950-06:00

The New Year is upon us and for many of us with an inner geek this only means one thing. It's time for season three of Beauty and The Geek. Beauty and The Geek is reality TV's attempt to bring together, you got it, some good looking ladies and some dorky looking dudes. Notice I said "attempt."The show doesn't fall short when it comes to casting geeks. They found one guy that is the frontman in a

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1166054014658096322006-12-13T17:36:00.000-06:002006-12-15T00:06:51.796-06:00

My job search has been an emotional rollercoaster. I get these great interviews and I feel good leaving them, only to hear back a week or so later that the position has been offered to someone else. I'll admit that my resume isn't that impressive, but how impressive does it need to be for positions that at best I'd be providing project or sales SUPPORT to the sales/marketing teams? I think my

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1165439466166827782006-12-06T15:10:00.000-06:002006-12-06T21:27:39.366-06:00

I'm waking up around 4:30 am the other night and the first thing I hear is this valley girl type voice. I don't know what she's saying, but recognize the voice. After a moment I realize it's Kelly from NBC's hit show, "The Office." My next thought is about Toby, the HR guy. I'm not really sure why I almost immediately think of Toby while half asleep at 4:30 in the morning, but I did. I

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1165202038807420942006-12-03T21:07:00.000-06:002006-12-04T09:32:49.796-06:00

The reason Scrooge hated Christmas is because he grew up doing price and inventory integrity in a retail setting around the holidays.I'm the best-looking person at Sears--by far. This either explains a little or a lot depending on how good-looking you think I am.Fat Albert is a terrible movie. Lauri, played by Dania Ramirez, makes it watchable.

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1164908337863761322006-11-30T11:31:00.000-06:002006-11-30T11:40:52.836-06:00

...what's the deal with 'puckering' your lips in pictures?And dudes. The only time 'puckering' is allowed is when you are kissing a girl. Man law.

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1164405016352439462006-11-24T15:44:00.000-06:002006-11-24T15:50:16.376-06:00

Though it had been circulating the underground for quite some time, "weak sauce" has finally hit the mainstream. I cannot take all the credit but come on; I have been throwing this around forever.

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1163023270278234332006-11-08T15:50:00.001-06:002006-11-10T19:06:10.756-06:00

Not much makes me smile more than seeing a stoner behind the counter at a sandwich joint. You know if you see a stoner behind the counter you are guaranteed a piece of deliciousness. I'm not talking about the guys you think might be stoners. I'm talking about the guys that are just freaking ripped behind the counter. Those are the guys that are going to hook you up.Today I went to Quiznos after a

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1162340666328578562006-10-31T17:49:00.000-06:002006-10-31T18:32:52.953-06:00

Recent happenings:1. Saw Flogging Molly last Thursday at the Rave. They are really a pretty fun band to get all liquored up and go see. I would definitely go see them again if the price was right--this time it was. I happened to get a free ticket so I wasn't going to pass up on some free tunes. It's just too bad that this band will never see any of my dollars if they play at the Rave the next

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1161628111205880992006-10-23T12:43:00.000-05:002006-10-27T12:16:42.856-05:00

Brahs and brahettes,I apologize. I realize I always come back after a hiatus and apologize for my writers block. Trust me, if I could make something monumental occur in my life I would; and if it did, bloggers, you would be the first to know. I realize that you might think I'm throwing around apologies too loosely. Some of you might even think that the words, "I'm sorry" have lost meaning coming

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1158018570585418852006-09-11T18:12:00.000-05:002006-10-05T11:17:16.583-05:00

Fueled by comments, er...one comment, I am back.I had a good Labor Day weekend. Me and some of the old crew got together and headed up to Boulder Lake in beautiful Nicolet National Forest. Saturday night we had a nice surprise visit by none other than the Dawg Father himself, and Sunday was spent on the Wolf River drinking poorly mixed (and very strong) various vodka mixtures and white water

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1152916962843094442006-07-14T17:16:00.000-05:002006-09-09T12:49:22.703-05:00

Lately, if someone were to ask me, "Hows life?" I might ask them, "Have you ever seen the movie Groundhog Day?"I just recently realized that I am reliving the same day over and over and over again. Like Phil Connors I have tried to use this to my advantage but I realized there is no advantage to being stuck in this continuous loop I call "my work day."Here is a list of a few things that happen to

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1152741284930980412006-07-12T16:52:00.000-05:002006-07-12T16:54:44.940-05:00

Speedway Gas Station Woman: Speedy rewards card?Me: uh....no.Speedway Gas Station Woman: Would you like a speedy reward?Me: uh....yes?

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1152485046585171612006-07-09T17:33:00.000-05:002006-07-09T17:44:06.596-05:00

Last week Friday I wanted to see exactly how much work I have been doing. I have been telling people that out of my eight hour day I usually only perform 2-3 hours of actual "work." This is how my day looked.7:59-8:29 actually did something!9:30-9:31 whoo hooo a minute of work!10:10-10:35 sorted the incoming mail.10:56-10:58 not sure what I did here. Usually I am blacked out from boredom.12:25-1:

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1151635973269401342006-06-29T21:18:00.000-05:002006-06-29T22:49:25.926-05:00

For those of you that don't know me you may not want to continue reading this. With fair warning, I'll continue.This one goes out to an anonymous complainer. Who doesn't love droppin' kids off at the pool at work? It's pretty much an additional, unofficial and paid break during the workday. And damn right it should be paid. It's a courtesy--a service you provide your co-workers instead of

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1150760912965129782006-06-19T18:29:00.000-05:002006-06-30T11:00:30.266-05:00

Today I was productive as hell at work. I stamped return addresses on 2000 envelopes by lunch. I coulda stamped all day long, but I ran out of ink.By afternoon I discovered the guilty party who refuses to flush the urinal in the men's bathroom. This is a mystery that I had just about given up hope on solving. A mystery that eluded me all last summer and again these last few weeks.P.S. Forgot

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1150326318443547052006-06-14T17:57:00.000-05:002006-06-29T08:49:55.253-05:00

I haven't had much worth saying. This past weekend I was in Door County for Kaija's graduation party. As usual, we were well taken care of and everyone had a good time. My weekends seem as routine as my weekdays. During the work week I get up, go to work and then come home and relax. I'm lucky if I go out 2 nights during the week. I need as much energy as possible to get through the next day. Not

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1149464654214776132006-06-04T18:26:00.000-05:002006-06-05T18:18:03.663-05:00

This afternoon, instead of ridding myself of my hangover by sitting on my couch and watching the Brew Crew, I decided to go and drink it off at Club Tap's corn roast in Wauwatosa. Initially I wasn't going to go because I had five dollars to my name, but my decision changed when a friend of mine told me his brother was bartending and we could get free pitchers. I told my boys I'd be there in a

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1149016687228325262006-05-30T13:49:00.000-05:002006-06-06T02:30:07.486-05:00

A few weeks ago I cancelled the "HD Package" with Time Warner Cable. Their HD lineup, beyond the network channels, is not impressive nor worth 7 or 8 extra bucks a month. So I canceled HD and for the same price got HBO--including HBO HD.I've heard a lot about the show Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's created by and stars the creator of "Seinfeld," Larry David. I decided to DVR a few shows and have been

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1147927897066024902006-05-17T23:44:00.000-05:002006-05-19T09:04:30.656-05:00

Well I finally got a job lined up this summer. I'm going to back to being the office bitch at SSA. Actually I'm not really anyone's bitch there--I'm pretty much on my own most of the day. The pay is good for the responsibilities that I have. The work, however, is kinda monotonous.I'm still waiting to hear back from a few positions that I've interviewed for and I'm still planning on looking

Anonymous Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084607425389487522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21795281.post-1147713294902453182006-05-15T11:58:00.000-05:002006-05-15T15:17:53.740-05:00

Joe was met with a swift, loose fisted jab to the nads compliments of Ed "I Do What I Want" Strege. Joe responded with a tye-fighter style kick to Ed's outer left shin. Ed responded, "I didn't hit you that hard!" Joe disagreed--as did I. The two hugged it out and we entered the Popcorn.The Popcorn is one of my least favorite bars in La Crosse, but Ed paid the cover so I went in for "one drink."

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I'm heading up to La Crosse for some graduation celebration this weekend. I tell you, it couldn't have come at a better time. I'm really looking forward to getting out of Milwaukee for the weekend.Rumor has it that Ed "Trout Slayer" Strege will be in town and confirmed are Tina and Flenz. It would not surprise me to also run into Bruder himself this weekend.Check back for tales of drunken

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is the number of positions I've submitted my resume to in the last 6 weeks. Seven...is the number of interviews, which I think it pretty good isn't it?Zero...is the number of job offers.Hopefully that will be changing this week.

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I've only been in love once. It was third grade and her name was Kiesha. I don't remember chasing girls around the playground, but if I did chase one around it would have been her. The day she moved away was heartbreaking. Details of her family's move were shady. There was definitely something going on. I mean like witness protection program style stuff. Which is why I have changed her name. For

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Let's play a game. I'm going to write down a word and I want you to tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.Ready? Dingleberry.I've asked people and I generally get the same response. The reason I ask is because, the other day, when I was returning home, I was behind a car whose license plate was "dnglbry." Seriously, why would someone do that?Could "dnglbry" possibly mean something else?

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To all you loyal bloggers and bloggetts--I did it again! A few blogs ago I mentioned that I found some Washington's in my ashtray. They were strategically placed there so that sometime down the road, when I needed them most, they'd be there.Well today I did it again. I used to make a habit of hiding cash in my wallet to keep me from spending too much while out on the town. Usually, when I'm

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I just got back from picking up some lunch and was about to sit down and enjoy it. It was a bagel sandwich from Bruegger's Bagels. Yes, they asked if I wanted a pickle. Of course I said yes. I wish they would ask more often. I feel like I shouldn't ask if they don't offer. Anyways.So I sit down, flip on the TV and hear, "geronimo!" What the hell? Did that dude just say "geronimo?" Yes he did, and

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Growing up and all throughout college it was always easy to find someone to kick it with-- especially on lovely spring days. Since I've been back in Tosa this has completely changed. Unlike college when it was easy to blow off class and enjoy the weather, no one can blow off work to get outside. I find myself more and more bored at home. Today I decided to change that. No longer will I be sitting

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Well its been awhile and I feel disconnected from you all, so I dropped by to say "hey." Not too much has been going on with me lately. I've spent the last few days helping my pops move a bunch of appliances from our other home, which will be bulldozed this week. My parents are planning on breaking ground for the new house in May. They are pretty excited about it and I'm excited for them.My

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The first sign of spring isn't the snow melting, trees budding, grass turning green or even the first sight of a Robin. Here in Milwaukee, the first sign of spring is Opening Day at Miller Park.Some of my fondest memories have been skipping school to engage in the festivities, which have always included a lot of brats and a lot of beers. Unfortunately, I will not be attending Opening Day this

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I just woke up from a delicious twenty minute power nap. Now, I'm a hard napper so I thought I'd have to put myself together a bit before I left the house. But no, not tonight. To my surprise, when I looked into the mirror in my bathroom, I realized that I am bearing a striking resemblance to "McDreamy." If you watch Grey's Anatomy you know what I'm talking about. To those that don't watch Grey's

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Like anybody, I'm human, and certain things bother me. Here is a list of pet peeves that came off the top of my head in no particular order.1. EOE. Equal opportunity employment. What a crock. Prove it and give me a job.2. People who say things like, "it was the bomb dot com." Yes I actually know a guy that says that certain events are "the bomb dot com."3. Queen Latifah. Enough said.

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It's like riding a bike. You never forget. I'm talking about my game--you know, "macking." Over the last few months my game has gone from sparingly to increasing sparingly to non-existent. To all you non-believers, aka ladies: yes, believe it--it's true. I used some commas there. It was to emphasize a pause and the seriousness of my tone.Last night, however, I learned that my game and I

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I normally don't post twice in as many days, but I had some more to say. This past weekend I was in La Crosse, WI for a reunion of sorts. Had it not been for a few people missing, it would have felt just like the old days.Not since Oktoberfest 05 has a crew like this been mustered up. The assembling wouldn't have been possible had it not been 24 years ago, on March 11th, that Patrick Bergman

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I'm not sure if you fellow bloggers/blog readers have seen it, but I think everyone should watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Sometimes I catch this shows Sundays and if I'm feeling a bit under the weather, it just picks my spirits right up.Every week a family who has gone through a huge ordeal is picked to get a new home "built with love" by Ty Pennington, his crew and many loving neighbors.

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It's comments like these that piss me off about professional athletes and why I tend to gravitate more towards college sports...."I just don't like the way the organization runs itself. They want players to come up there and play hard and work hard, but when it comes time to be compensated, it's like, 'We forgot what you've done.'""If I had to go back there, I'd retire. I don't have to play."-

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Queen Latifah has appeared in some of the most treasured, soon to be classic films of my generation. Q.T. is an artist whose name is synonymous with film favorites such as: Beauty Shop, Taxi, Barbershop 2:Back in Business (like we needed another one, let alone the first), Scary Movie 3, and Bringing Down the House. Okay, sarcasm aside. Has anyone else noticed that Queen Latifah, Hip-Hop's

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Some people say they do their best thinking in the bathroom. To this, I agree. Many of these people will say that they do their best thinking in the bathroom, on the John. Maybe that's cliché?I, however, do my best thinking in the shower. It's relaxing and I'll never have to cheat myself and cut short my thought process because the smell got unbearable. Besides, I like to read when I'm on

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Yesterday I went for a short cruise. To avoid getting stopped in traffic trying to turn left, I turned off early at 90th and North. Yes, I'm in a big rush these days with all of the responsibilities that I have. I was being sarcastic if you couldn't tell.If you know my hood, "Ghetosa" as I like to call it, then you know that the building surrounded by 89th, 90th, Meinecke and Wright streets is

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Hello there fellow bloggers and blog readers. It has been a while since I've last posted, but only because not much has been going on with this guy. Last Thursday night I arrived in Chicago for a test I had to take for a BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) position. It had two parts: logic and math. I was pretty mentally burnt out halfway though the test. You ever have one of those tests that

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You ever had someone ask you, just out of the blue, what you're thinking about? I have never figured out whether this is some sort of ploy to kill an awkward silence or if the person really wants to know what I'm thinking about.Here is a list of possible answers I would give right now if someone asked me "what are you thinking?"(1) I like using the snow blower more than the lawn mower. (2) Wow

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Last night I was in Madison to experience both my first Big Ten basketball game and first Badger basketball game at the Kohl Center. I've been a Wisconsin Badgers fan for a long time (even though I live closer to Marquette and UWM) and have tried getting to a game for years. It was a great game and I'd like to thank Jill for the tickets. The atmosphere was electric. I'm not sure if it's like

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Yes, it's that day of the year that many people seem to believe that they need a significant other. If they don't have one it's a day where singles flood the bars in search of "the one" or just to get hammered. I am not one of these people. Sure, I may be at the bar tonight, but it won't be because it's Valentines Day. It will be because I want to be at the bar tonight. As I've gotten older

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Last night I went to see STS9 at the Rave. The last time I was at the Rave was about a year ago for another Tribe show. I left disappointed, out 40 bucks and swore to never return to the Rave again. Milwaukee really needs another venue. It's too bad Milwaukee isn't getting a House of Blues. I also left that night thinking it was my first and last Tribe show. I was really unimpressed;

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Two-thousand and six could very well be a milestone year for me. Those of you that know me well, know that I don't wear jeans. Over the years, hearing my name has conjured up images of: being a dominant force in Playstation Bond (all titles), a towering intimidator on the Volleyball court at 8th and Vine, a brickwall in the game of beer die, a magnet for chicks and among many other things,

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I'm coming off of a long, exhausting but pretty quality weekend. Especially for Milwaukee standards. I've no longer set expectations for nights around here and I think that has something to do with my above average weekend. More than likely, however, I think I can attribute the quality of this weekend to the QT I was able to spend with some old friends.Friday was pretty standard, went and shot

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So since my week goes pretty slow I thought, since I'm bored, I'd tell a quick story from last weekend. So I had no plans. Just sipping some beers at a friends place when my buddy, the Colonel, calls and tells me about some 80's party at some bar I've never been too. On a side note, my friends from high school have consistently told me that, had I been born 10 years earlier, I'd be that guy in

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Alright, so this is my first post. I had my mind made up to completely avoid another website that kills my super productive job search during my days. The reason I got this account was because of my friend Mark. Since I found out he even had a blog, I've been posting on his blog as "anonymous." I left a remark about how "friends don't let friends drive Fords." I'm a Chevy guy, it is only in

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